It's finally out, it's finally here! THE HIPSTER TRAP!
The idea is pretty simple. The idea is to release a vinyl record with no music on it, but with a download coupon - because vinyl records are only decorative trophies for so many people.
I'll advertise this as:
THE RECORD WITH NO MUSIC, FOR THOSE WHO WEAR GLASSES WITH NO LENSES.
Buy it now before it gets popular.
That said, vinyl records really sound good. People who like them for real, please don't be upset by this.